(negative entry replaced)

This morning, I sat down and wrote a blog entry about fast food in general. It was a very negative piece, biting and satirical. The words were right here, in the space you are staring at now.

And I removed them.

Article IV, Section 6(b), Paragraph 19 of the Jumbled Encephalon Noodle Salad charter clearly states (and I quote):

"Adverse negativity is to be avoided at all times at Jumbled Encephalon Noodle Salad. There is enough negativity in the real world without allowing it to permeate this piece of cyberspace. Jumbled Encephalon Noodle Salad is a place of humor, joy and escape from the bad vibes and ugly boogabooga of reality."

I apologize for any bad vibes I may have inadvertently sent your way. On to more happy writing!