"The Courtney's are flying to China next year to adopt a little girl. Chris was joking around about naming their baby Eunice. They're really going to name her Lily."
"The Courtney's are flying to China. Can you believe Chris wanted to name their baby Eunice? Good thing Jennie insisted on naming her Lily!"
"Chris and Jennie are adopting two babies from China. They're naming them Eunice and Lily."
"Chris and Jennie are flying to Venus to buy China from someone named Lily."
"The Courtney's are moving to China to raise Lilies. And something about Venus."
"Chris works for NASA as part of Project Venus. They're growing lilies in space. Jennie designs china now."
"Chris sells Chinet plates for a living. Sounds like Jennie designed a lily pattern for them. The astronauts are going to use them on the space station."
"A tectonic plate in China shifted. The ground opened wide at the fault line and a bunch of lilies fell into the crevice. Chris and Jennie saw the whole thing when they went over to adopt Billy."
"The planet Venus has been ripped from it's solar orbit and is hurtling toward earth. I hear it will strike near China. I hope Chris, Benny and Billy are okay."
"Gasoline is going to drop to around $1.49 a gallon this summer."
OK, now we're just getting ridiculous.
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