I am looking forward to tonight. The wife is having a ladies' gathering, and the house will be filled with feminine potions and lotions and giggly emotions as the guests begin slathering themselves in sprays and creams and powdery stuff that makes them smell of lilacs and coconuts and palmagranates and every conceivable form of flora and fauna.
They will then complain that the bees and mosquitos won't leave them alone. Go figure.
It is a wonderful get together for those of the fairer gender, but no place for men. So, it is for the sake of my masculinity that I must leave my humble abode for the evening.
Good luck to our cats, Waylon and Willie. They are on their own.
I look forward to tonight, for I will retire to one of my favorite latte shops, sip on an overpriced sugary faux-coffee concoction, and work on some writing. I'm sure I will end up reeking of overly sweet mochachinolatte with whipped topping.
Then I'll be the one complaining about the bees and mosquitos. Go figure.
Sometimes I guess we all need a little pampering and sweetening.
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3 comments:
Hey Mr. Courtney I have a comment to make. These women are going to be enjoying a night of pampering, using high quality spa products. They will feel so wonderful when they leave. It's too bad you won't join in on the fun. All you men are disappointed that you don't have such a thing.
The Wife!
And here's another "Hey Mr. Courtney"! All of us are more than deserving of a night relaxing and pampering - we have to do these things just to keep our sanity. After all, most of us are married!
Friend Of The Wife!
Mr. Courtney, if it wasn't for your wife holding this party, I don't know what state of mind I would be in. They have helped me relieve stress caused by the man in my life.
Thank you.
A friend of the friend of the wife
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